Chat with... SANTA!

Disclaimer: The Merelion does not condone any form of "oral sex" or anything that has to do with sex for that matter. The "error" had since been fixed by Microsoft and no longer will it comment on "oral sex" when you offer it a virtual slice of "pizza"(although it is cool for a santa to talk about it...)


That's right folks... Ever since last year, Microsoft had launched a "Santabot" for users to chat with. Simply add him at Northpole@live.com and prepare for a ho-ho-honess of fun chatting! Yes, this is the same santa that was on the news for a comment on "oral sex" when you offered him(or her, nobody knows) a virtual slice of "pizza". Whoa, i have no idea how a slice of "pizza" means "oral sex". Maybe i should create my own "Merelionbot" and it'll hurl vulgarties at you when you ask it "how is the weather?". It'll speak our own language, Singlish! and if you try to not speak singlish, it'll hurl even more vulgaraties at you. Then everyone will go "Santa who? I WANT THAT MERELIONBOT!" during christmas.

In other news, Singapore drew with Malaysia in the SEA games and celebrated like they won the world cup. they could've won the game easily, yet they conceded first and took 10mins from time to equalise. through the guy who was dropped because of his 'inept' performance vs laos. i bet they're so happy because they get to face Thailand, and get their butt kicked good. Oh well, the Merelion will still support you lions. ROAR ON LIONS!


Merely.