PrimaDeli - Giving Life To Taste, literally!

Yes.. I know that PrimaDeli had been all over the news, for all the wrong reasons. Still i can't help but to comment on their slogan! It seems that their chocolate cakes contain a very disturbing bacteria named 'salmonella entercia' which causes food poisoning and in turn means a long and happy trip to the toilet! Yes.. somehow their cakes has found 143 victims, and counting. I must say this is a brilliant plot by PrimaDeli to stop the sale of chocolate cakes. How? By selling contaminated chocolate cakes and then selling the cure in the form of... PANDAN CAKES! However, obviously things went awfully wrong and now the garmen is ordering the closure of their factories! *gasp* NO MORE CAKES!! NOOOOO!!

Anyway, i'd say we should rename the 'salmon ella enter cianus' to 'primalla delicia'. It deserves worldwide recognition and a place in the history books for this brilliant yet failed plot by the PrimaDeli. So do enjoy PrimaDeli cakes, Giving Life To Taste, and life will it bring in the form of the 'primalla delicia'!


Merely.