Shuffling the shuffle

I really do wonder what's with the Melbourne Shuffle these days. People hopping/skipping/jumping around thinking they're cool. Well, i admit, it WAS cool. Until everyone started doing it, and it's now OVERRATED. I told myself if i saw anyone trying to shuffle today i'll talk about it. And gee, i saw people trying to do it about what, a mere 50 times?

What i like to do, as you all may know, is improvise! Ditch the shuffle! Let's do the MACARENA! Yes. Ditch jumping around like an idiot. Everyone should just put their hands all over their body instead. It's way cooler, so cool that everyone will go 'Shuffle Who?'


Merely.