bus x aunty + egg - woman + spray = broken specs

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Yes that's right. on board sbs 65 early morning, an aunty with a carton of eggs smashed a lady spraying herself resulting in the lady's specs being broken. this aunty must have something against perfumes. like how i have something against bananas. or maybe she's just jealous that the lady had a spray with her, and the aunty stinks, as usual. whatever the reason, she sure has a vast arsenal of weapons, leading with the mighty EGG! yes.. the lady was drenched in egg-y goodness. unfortunately the police were called in before a catfight began. the aunty even offered $10 to the lady, as a possible peacemaker. that's right. whack someone in the face with eggs just because she has a spray and you stink, then offer a paltry $10 to compensate for her broken specs. it's like kicking your best friend in the privates before taking a shower in his bathtub. it doesn't make sense, but the egg-aunty didn't as well. ahh i'm going to find some bananas to squash.

in other news, Singapore thrashed Vietnam in the sea games 3rd/4th placing 5-0! whoa. singapore sure knows a good way to go out with a bang. losing 3-0 on purpose before exiting the tournament showing people what they're really capable of. i got a feeling vietnam were hustled.

PS:the writer is too lazy to resize the pictures. sorry. a typical singaporean writer.


Merely.