11.4.08

Flaming to Fame

After witnessing blogs getting flamed for no good reason, The Merelion has came with a mere FIVE tips on how to turn that FLAME into FAME. These are the top 5 tips which made the cut, out of 50 or so applicants.

NR.Adding Fuel To Fire
This is the most common answer, defending yourself in your own tagboard. This makes it a bloody mess of insults and low-blows until you forget to link that hot guy or sexy girl you always wanted. Preferably avoid this at all cost.

5.Fighting Fire With Fire
You can reply, but let your friends join in the fun as well! Let the flame linger in your tagboard, and sure enough you have friends to flame the flamer! This gives everyone the impression of you being the angel, and the flamer is obviously the devil.(No pun intended) The best part is friends WILL find out who is that flamer. They may not utter their name, but you can. Refer to the next tip.

4.You Flame, I Name
Just one word and that's person's anonymity is gone. Yes, ONE word. Flamers hide behind their anonymity, knowing the whole world will be against them once it's revealed. That is if the person is sensible enough to want to keep his identity anonymous. Do you have grudges? The next tip is perfect!

3.Spread The Flames
Do not hog all the flames to yourself! Flame others! Release all those stress onto other bloggers you hated from last year. Remember that guy who pulled your hair, or the girl who laughed at you? It's time to get back at em'!

2.Water Douses Fire
Ignorance is bliss. Flamers usually are no-brainers who utter complete rubbish which everyone knows is stupid. No word has to be spoken, and the battle is won before it has even begun. Smirk as you laugh at that person who is making a fool out of himself.

1.There's No Fire Without Smoke
Flame = Smoke. Smoke = Tagboard. Flame = Tagboard.
Remove the tagboard and nobody can flame you. [Also disable any comments or any way someone else can write in your blog]



PS: If you MUST have a tagboard at all cost, there is an option of deleting tags and banning users. That works too.


Merely.

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